If you're having trouble using The Fourth Dimension, please contact us via email and we will send a crack team of mathematicians to your domicile to investigate the matter and take whatever corrective action is necessary.

You will be asked to provide two forms of identification proving that you are a resident of the third dimension.

Although the authors of The Fourth Dimension will make every effort to ensure that the app is functioning as advertised, they will not be held responsible for certain modes of failure, including, but not limited to, loss of battery power in your handheld device, disruption of enjoyment due to statistically unlikely quantum tunneling events, and abnormal termination of the app resulting from the end of the Sun's natural lifespan or the heat death of the Universe.